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French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs

Location New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
$35.00
This is an experience gift voucher. The recipient will book the experience after they redeem the gift voucher.

Overview

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

Join a comedian (that's me) for a small group spooky and humorous tour of the French Quarter's dark history and haunted locations!

Do you like to laugh? Do you like dark history? Then this tour is for you!

Public executions, vampires, sick women, a petty ghost! We got it all!

I am a stand-up comedian/actor who's moonlighted as a tour guide since 2018.

People describe my tour as "it's like drunk history but the guide isn't drunk...that's just her personality!"

There will be a bathroom/bar break half way through.

I keep my tour small with no more than ten guests. I am not a sheep herder. Because of the small group size, gratuities are always appreciated.

So book the tour and allow the spirits and I entertain you!

*Age requirements: 18+ but if you have a cool kid who is tagging along that loves the macabre, send me a message and we can figure out if the tour will be okay for them.

*The tour happens rain or shine.
French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs
Tour guide
Language: English
Human tour guide

Availability depends on seasonality and number of participants. Bookings can not be made for the same day. Please read our TnC’s.

When giving as a gift, your recipient can choose a date at their convenience during a booking process. Otherwise, you can choose one after checkout and voucher redemption.
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  • None of the places we go to require a fee.
  • Bottled water
  • Soda/Pop
  • Alcoholic Beverages

Meeting point
We meet at Jackson Square across from the St. Louis Cathedral. The meeting place photo is posted, so you can find the spot. I will be wearing a jester hat.
Return details
The tour finishes at the old Ursuline Convent where supposedly they have vampire brides locked up on the third floor.

  • Jackson Square
    We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.
  • St. Louis Cathedral
    We will walk down Pirate's Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
  • Boutique du Vampyre
    We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!
  • Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar
    Haunted Bathroom/Bar Break
  • Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar
    Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US
  • Old Ursuline Convent Museum
    Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.

  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Service animals allowed
  • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
  • For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
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    French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs

    Location New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
    $35.00
    This is an experience gift voucher. The recipient will book the experience after they redeem the gift voucher.
    How it works?
    01 You choose from 10,000+ experience gifts
    02 We deliver the eVoucher or the Physical box to the recipient
    03 Recipient books the experience and creates unforgettable memories!
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