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The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
San Francisco, California, USA
$32.00
This is an experience gift voucher. The recipient will book the experience after
they redeem the gift voucher.
Overview
- Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!
- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.
- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.
- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.
-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.
- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.
- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.
- Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
- Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.
- Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.
- BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.
-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.
- Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.
- Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.
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Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
Tour guide
Language: English
Human tour guide
Duration: 2 hours
Availability depends on seasonality and number of participants. Bookings can not be made for the same day. Please read our TnC’s.
When giving as a gift, your recipient can choose a date at their convenience during a booking process. Otherwise, you can choose one after checkout and voucher redemption.
When giving as a gift, your recipient can choose a date at their convenience during a booking process. Otherwise, you can choose one after checkout and voucher redemption.
Check available dates by emailing us at [email protected]
- A tour of three neighborhoods, entertainment along the way
- Bottled water
Meeting point
Meet on the sidewalk in front of Verve Coffee.
Return details
This is only a block away from the starting point.
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Mission DoloresAfter hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark Twain
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Mission Dolores ParkOn the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.
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Harvey Milk PlazaGet a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).
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Corona HeightsBeneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.
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Duboce TriangleAmong the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
If it’s canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.
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The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
San Francisco, California, USA
$32.00
This is an experience gift voucher. The recipient will book the experience after
they redeem the gift voucher.
How it works?
01
—
You choose from 10,000+ experience gifts
02
—
We deliver the eVoucher or the Physical box to the recipient
03
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Recipient books the experience and creates unforgettable memories!